You Might Be A Dumbass

Dear Ms. Liberty,

You've been around now for 149 years, so maybe you remember the comic who would start his line with, "You might be a red neck if... You go to family reunions to pick up hot chicks." 

I would like to put my spin on this. 

Well, you might be a Dumbass if you thought or said the following, and you followed through with your dumbass rhetoric:

I can't vote for Hillary, as I wish she would smile more. 

I can't vote for Hillary, as I wish she would wear fewer pant suits and more dresses. 

I can't vote for Hillary, as I wish she had left Bill for being unfaithful. 

I can't vote for Kamala, as I don't like the way she laughs.

I can't vote for Kamala, as I've heard she dated many men when she was single. 

I can't vote for Kamala, as America isn't ready for a woman president, and especially not prepared for a Black woman president. 

So, the dumbass didn't vote for these women due to petty misogynistic reasons. Did the dumbass decide to play the long game? Did their ignorance get the best of them? The dumbass's focus is obviously not about children, who would be our future, having access to healthcare, food, and education. The dumbass's focus in life was not just about themselves or their neighbors having good and affordable healthcare, but just being petty. Did they gamble with the FAFO?

As our First Amendment becomes shakier and shakier every day, you don't get to complain about anything that Americans once took for granted. You made a choice when you couldn't vote for Hillary because she didn't leave Bill for being unfaithful. And speaking of being unfaithful...

Take a pause and look around at who is now occupying the Oval Office. Irony, much?

It's another crazy day in America, Ms. Liberty. Thanks for listening.
Love,
C~